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HOOTe’s Xmas list – not good Santa

December 14, 2009

   ….  TURN SPEAKERS UP!  ….

 

here it is santa! 

so,   i’m supposed to get ready for the holidays.  don’t want to sound like kitty grinch, but…. why these goofy costumes? SHE did this,  said i already had a white beard and half a stash, i’d be a natural. not!

i’m a CAT!   real cats don’t wear baby hats or muffs,  or fuzzy fluffy collars.  do i LOOK LIKE SANTA?  and, i’m a MAN cat!  stop with the wuss jinglebells and baby toys.

 a little workout room,  that’s want i want for xmas!  no weights or heavy equipment,  just fill it with little girly cats and let the games begin.   olympics babe!

yah that’ll do it,  a harem of pretty little pussies,  and thro in some fresh catnip for my new friends.  and of course, food, lots of food.  it’s the holidays… caviar, oysters and escargot should please my little pretties.

and keep that crazy closet cat away.  she’s so not my type. and bulky,  way too bulky.

where’s my holiday spirit?… where’s the eggnog?   spiked! then maybe i’ll strap on the clogs and do the HOOTe BOOGe!

 …so, what’s for new years?

 

 

REPLY FROM “SHE”

HOOTe,  do you really think santa will bring you any of that? and where would we put that pretty pussy palace? better have a bigger house on that wish list,  like a 2-flat or your own little plot of land, maybe in another country,  with no room for me.  i’m embarrassed for you HOOTe!

did you ask for the 600 thread count silk sheets, your monogrammed down comforter and…   you’re so bad,  the chipmunk pj’s you call the cats pajamas?

ask for the logical, a good dentist, braces, caps… you chew those doors and drawers  open to get food that’s not yours,  and chomp that lovely closet cat. 

 yah, he’s watching the naughty,  and you’re getting cat coal.  coal babe!

remember the shelter??? …                  you’re in luck!                               santa will be there for the holidays and they have almost everything on your list….    yeah babe!

 

 

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. Phyllis Natanek permalink
    December 16, 2009 11:30 am

    Another really cool video! Go, Hoote

    • December 18, 2009 10:57 pm

      just checked out your new post, it’s on my blogroll. LOVE it, so much wildlife…YUMMmmm!

  2. Cortney permalink
    December 17, 2009 12:57 pm

    Don’t be grumpy, Hoote! I’ll find you a pretty girly kitty to be friends with!

    • December 18, 2009 10:54 pm

      are you cortney “WHO”? love you WHO! make sure she’s not bulky…and perhaps, she has a little cash flow, that would be nice. i like the ones that see good at nite, can do the navigating ..just in case i every get out of the joint, and not too much baggage..please! some of these babes have been around the town, if ya know what i mean.

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